Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the bike lane…

By the time this thing is over we’ll all be living in the floating city of New Chicago and President Chelsea Clinton will be negotiating a peace treaty with our robot overlords.

In case anyone is still interested in believing that Iris Weinshall & company are “for Better Bike Lanes,” it’s worth repeating the quote of the man who’s representing them, Jim Walden:

“For most big cities, bikes are not a practical way for people to move.”